ZebMacahan
Regular
I agree with this assessment. I got it on PC, with the intention of playing it with some friends. All of my friends refunded the game, one of them didn't even make it through the tutorial before he bounced off the game. I played it a bit more and I think it gets better, but I find that I hate the controls. I have it on PC and the KB/Mouse options make me use a weird claw grip to be able to dodge or parry. I tried with a controller, and it has some variation in the options available there, but for whatever reason, the game seams to lose focus at random, so I have to click within the game window with my mouse every once and a while to keep the controller active. But the game just feels like it's lacking something for me. I find myself hoping the mission is almost over by the time I get halfway though them.
The only part of your assessment I think I would disagree with is the "pretentious artsy crap" part. I find Warhammer itself to be fairly pretentious with character designs that veer towards artsy edgelord.
I dont know anything about Warhammer, I just saw big dudes in armor killing monsters with chainsaw swords. I think thats kinda like the opposite of pretentious.