Shocking headline of the day --Pam Anderson files for divorce

[London Geezer]

eww Pammy the Hep A whore ><

Hep C... Hep A wouldn't be a big deal, Hep C is still a killer with no cure.

 

[Geo]

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Somehow I'm reminded of a Civil War story (but then aren't I usually?). From the diary of a Missouri Confederate that was shocked by the brazenness of Arkansas girls. They'd (the soldiers that is) be marching past, and the Arkansas girls would be at the fence separating the farmyard from the road to err, socialize, wearing very thin dresses. . . .and with one bare foot hiked up on the first rail of the fence, leaving no doubt as to the underwear wearing habits of Arkansas girls at that time (i.e. not so much). Apparently this was considered a great way for a single girl to make acquaintences, and one could see where it might be. . .

 

[_xxx_]

LB, the voice of reason in a mad world!

Is it me or have Britney's... er, breasts been enhanced yet again? I caught a flash on them in a free London paper (Metro) where she'd been out partying with Paris. The mind boggles...

The whole Britney was enhanced, methinks. About 30 pounds.

 

[_xxx_]

You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.

Great!

 

[Farid]

Geo was actually in tears when he called me and asked me to post these news. The pressure from these last days, on the Britney front, caused him a nervous breakdown.

Yahoo news

Is Britney Spears allergic to underpants?

Clinically speaking, it's possible.

"Commonly, a lot of underwear is often made out of polyester, which is not a natural fabric," says Dr. Ted Edwards of the Allergy Expert Website. "And a lot of people have a reaction to that."

It is not known if Spears is actually allergic to underpants—polyester, cotton, latex or otherwise. But it is known that the performer is not big on bloomers of late.

In the past week, Spears' formerly private parts have been captured on film on three separate occasions, the latest incident occurring Tuesday night at a Malibu gas station apparently popular with paparazzi and underpants-free pop stars.

The photos, having taken to the Internet like porn to, well, the Internet, have prompted many clicks, some tsk-tsks, and an offer of help from Rosie O'Donnell.

"I went shopping for [Spears] yesterday. I got her these," O'Donnell said on Thursday's edition of The View, as she held up a pair of pinkish-red bikini briefs. "Can you see? It says, 'No peeking.' "

On Wednesday, O'Donnell asked Victoria's Secret to provide Spears and her two new associates, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan, with an unlimited supply of panties. Like Spears, Hilton and Lohan have been caught with their pants down. Or, off, as the case were.

Sky.com

Britney's Sex Video Plan
If this is for real, then Britney Spears has just gone up even more in our estimation.
Apparently, the newly single pop star is planning to leak her honeymoon sex tape herself.

Why, we hear you ask?
Because she wants to beat her estranged hubby Kevin Federline to it.
He has reportedly been touting the 45-minute home vid for sale on the internet, perhaps hoping to cash in on his now defunct two-year marriage to Brit.

But it appears she's considering releasing the film instead - as a blocking tactic.

BBC news

Britney Spears' estranged husband Kevin Federline has denied possessing a video tape of the couple having sex.
After Spears filed for divorce earlier this month, some tabloid papers claimed Federline would make the film public.

But his lawyers say it does not exist and "stories of Kevin attempting to sell such a video are patently false".

A US judge previously dismissed a libel action brought by the couple against a US magazine which claimed they had filmed a sexually explicit video.

The report, in Us Weekly, claimed that the couple watched the video with lawyers after a member of their entourage threatened to release the footage.

Geo is hyperventilating on the phone as I type this message, I hope he'll make it through the night.
Too much pressure!

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Should I ray trace my fonts?
I can do it in 3 seconds.
Is that real time performance?

 

[Farid]

Should I ray trace my fonts?
I can do it in 3 seconds.
Is that real time performance?

I'll answer to this question with this video of James Lipton reading the lyrics of K-Fed horrible track "Popozao."

 

[Mummy]

Blah, Britney should just jump into pr0n with her friend Jenna Jameson, that'd be interesting.

 

[_xxx_]

Dunno, Jenna looks good but is rather lame compared to her, err, more skilled colleagues. But otoh Britney is just as lame, so...