Sexiest Woman Alive

[Reverend]

Angelina Jolie

 

[Dave Baumann]

The CSL helps.

 

[RussSchultz]

too creepy for me

 

[Reverend]

What's "CSL"?

 

[nelg]

Catherine Zeta-Jones

 

[MPI]

I saw 'Under Suspicion' the other day. Monica Belucci in that one was out of this world...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000899/

If I'd meet her in real life I'd think she would meet a shivering, stuttering fool.

 

[3dilettante]

What's "CSL"?

Collagen Stuffed Lips?

 

[Reverend]

What's "CSL"?

Collagen Stuffed Lips?

If that's what Dave meant, I can't believe she had them back then.

 

[Deepak]

How do you measure "sexiest"?

 

[3dilettante]

How do you measure "sexiest"?

I think I can answer this one. One takes a sampling of adult males and lay them down to form a 2 dimensional array and then show them a picture of said test subject. One then takes the sum of their "components" found to be perpendicular to the horizontal.

But I'm no expert, they might have some kind blood test for it.

 

[Deepak]

How do you measure "sexiest"?

I think I can answer this one. One takes a sampling of adult males and lay them down to form a 2 dimensional array and then show them a picture of said test subject. One then takes the sum of their "components" found to be perpendicular to the horizontal.

But I'm no expert, they might have some kind blood test for it.

And 90º is considered "perfect"?

 

[3dilettante]

I forget the exact statistical normalization methods, but I think they measure "hotness" in meters*(radians from horizontal).

It's all really complex and full of science and junk.

 

[Deepak]

And how do they measure sexiet man? Do they measure "Wetness Barometer"??

 

[3dilettante]

I'm pretty sure they measure it in gallons/yard of lace.

I forget the exact parameters, but there is definitely a lot more preparation for measuring male "hotness".

I think the proper term is bodularity.

 

[John Reynolds]

Eva Longoria is clearly the sexiest woman alive today. Why? Because I say so!

 

[MuFu]

Angelina Jolie

Agreed. Not the most attractive, but the sexiest... defo.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Hottest chick ever:

 

[nutball]

That burd out of Lexx, whatever her name was.. (not bad for a German chick anyway)

 

[Guden Oden]

Why would we ever want to try and select ONE particular chick? It's as dumb as the miss universe contest.

With 3+ billion chicks to chose from (and like, 1.5bn+ in a realistic age span), there's no chance in hell it could be an accurate selection anyway.

 

[Ty]

Why would we ever want to try and select ONE particular chick? It's as dumb as the miss universe contest.

With 3+ billion chicks to chose from (and like, 1.5bn+ in a realistic age span), there's no chance in hell it could be an accurate selection anyway.

Uhm, I think one point of the thread was not necessarily to identify one particular female per se. I'd be happy if this thread identified, oh a 100 or so. That's a great diversion from work.