Paddington Game Lengths

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"I'm running with the steak analogy.

The Order: 1886 is the most succulent looking steak you have ever seen, if perhaps a little bit smaller than what you usually get for this price. It looks grilled to perfection. Every time you are about to cut into it and take a bite your waiter stops you to remind you that this is a serious steak, a work of art, even. You'd prefer if you could enjoy the steak uninterrupted, but you digress. You taste it and it's ... steak. There might be a hint of some interesting flavours, but it really is just steak. Then it hits you. It really is just steak. There are no potatoes on your plate. There are no vegetables. Shit, there isn't even gravy. What the fuck is this? You point at your empty plate, and stare at your waiter. "Sir, it usually takes people longer to enjoy the steak" he says. You reply "But you just watched me eat it". "Sir, you must have scarfed it down" he replies, sternly, "you didn't take the time to appreciate the subtleties of the flavours. We put a lot of work into that". As you get up to leave you can hear him talking with another waiter, "That guy? No, he was being a bully". You stare angrily, then leave.

See, I can make ridiculous analogies too."

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More like people standing in front of a closed sushi restaurant that won't open for hours, and somehow the guy who hates rice REALLY wants everyone to know he hates this restaurant because there's rice in the sushi, and the portions are too small. He never ate there. And never will. Because rice, is padding.

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I kind of agree that rice is padding. You should always order a sashimi platter.
 
MrFox said:
More like people standing in front of a closed sushi restaurant that won't open for hours, and somehow the guy who hates rice REALLY wants everyone to know he hates this restaurant because there's rice in the sushi, and the portions are too small. He never ate there. And never will. Because rice, is padding.

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Before this thread gets locked or cleaned up I want to immortalize a haiku.

Stand back please.... I said STAND BACK!!
*clear throat*

To play The Order
You stop and smell the flowers
Or you miss the game.

Xbox is your thing
I prefer PlayStation four
You suck more than me.

There. Comparison,
fanboy wars and derailment,
this should be enough?

Right?
 
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BRiT said:
By that nature can I nominate anything ever made by Microsoft? Before anything ever made by MS is ever available or released there has been MFT of threads trying to spin negative tales of woe about it.
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This doesn't sound like anything based in actual reality. MS' exclusives get just as much hate and negativity as everyone else's games when the the masses and fanboys are given suffifient reason to do so (and granted it doesn't take much).

I'd agree with you if you were only talking about Ryse, but I'd argue that had more to do with Crytek than MS, given the number of people online who like to hate on the Crysis games (justifiably so in the case of Crysis 2 and 3 imo).

This recent rampant negativity among gamers I would argue is likely more of a result of the cynism engendered by recent trends: in games being released in buggy, messy and unplayable states (e.g. AC:U, DriveClub, Halo:MCC), epic downgrades (e.g. Watchdogs) and publishers and the gaming media outright treating gamers with general contempt (e.g. XB1 launch fiasco, resolutiongate).

The propensity of gamers towards negativity and general mistrust of pubs and devs, was always going to go this way considering the current industry climate. Anyone that's been on the internet for longer than a month can see that gamers tend towards hyperbole and overreaction.

I'm expecting the exact same thing for when Quantum Break is close to launching.
 
Shifty Geezer said:
That's the most f****** ridiculous thing ever uttered by a human being in f******* a million years of human evolution and proves you're a f******** inbred moron undeserving of life. F********** Nazi.
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Only a f****** moron would respond in this way. Calling someone inbred is just being a f****** c**t. What's your family tree look like? I bet it's a f****** stump. Sounding off from your supposed position of moral superiority, get back into to the basement with your f****** superman pants, crouched in the darkness rubbing your ring like an overstuffed gollum. Everyone knows, and that's a fact, that the internet is the very bastion of well thought out discourse and logical debate. Your arguments are weak like a baby kangaroo - yeah you're a joey. Climb back under your rock you f****** homophobic, game hating loser... ;o)
 
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