You only need it for something that runs hot, so to say "it must run cool and quiet because they put a massive heatsink on it" may not be the case at all.
Right, but is it going to run hot even after putting that gargantuan heatsink on? That would be a big problem.
Previous data points to a 1.9A fan which is quite beefy. If that current rating is true, it puts the blower in the 60-70 db range at full power which is anything but not very very loud.
You would think someone would have turned it on by now and spilled the beans.