New evidence of possible life on Mars.
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Sometimes I think the clearest evidence suggesting intelligent life exists is that none has tried to contact us.
TekkenMaster said:
Well if an alien civilisation were advanced enough to look at what's going on on this planet and advanced enough to contact us, why would they??
That would be like u chasing the telephone number of you somewhat cute but baby-eating-obsessive-behaviour-convicted-for-murder neighbour.
Of course they would try to contact other life forms.
If they're intelligent, they're also curious.
Why are we so eagerly searching for other life forms, even on our own planet? Because we're curious.
Why is london-boy trying to get the phone-number of that "somewhat cute but baby-eating-obsessive-behaviour-convicted-for-murder neighbour"? Because he's horny, likes rough sex and needs to get laid for friday.
Ok, it is kinda strange to think that some alien life form is so intelligent and advanced that they are able to travel all the way to earth, but still are unable to find their way to our leader without asking a way from some village idiot.
If they're intelligent, they're also curious.
Why are we so eagerly searching for other life forms, even on our own planet? Because we're curious.
Why is london-boy trying to get the phone-number of that "somewhat cute but baby-eating-obsessive-behaviour-convicted-for-murder neighbour"? Because he's horny, likes rough sex and needs to get laid for friday.
Ok, it is kinda strange to think that some alien life form is so intelligent and advanced that they are able to travel all the way to earth, but still are unable to find their way to our leader without asking a way from some village idiot.
rabidrabbit said:
Two point:
1) BECAUSE they're intelligent, they won't try to contact us, and will stay well creal of us.
2) I WILL get laid before friday, and on saturday and sunday, whether i get numbers or not.
Why should the "aliens" be either all conguering hostile lifeforms, or some super intelligent all sentinent beings with no dicks.
They could be more like us, maybe a little more advanced (like say 5000 years form us), but they'd most likely still be curious and have the urge to know what else is there.
They could be more like us, maybe a little more advanced (like say 5000 years form us), but they'd most likely still be curious and have the urge to know what else is there.
rabidrabbit said:
Agreed, even if they're orders of magnitude more advanced than us, they could still come down to our level of communication just to see how we do things differently. They might even offer us their older technology or they might even use us for other purposes. The only reason why we don't communicate with ants is because ants don't have a written alphabet. If they had, we would have deciphered an ants language a long time ago just to experiment. Then again maybe they've already visited planet earth and we just didn't know it. Maybe they have already been doing experiments with us and we're not aware of it.
rabidrabbit said:
Yeah and when they get at 300k miles from earth, Bush will nuke the shit out of them anyway so....
And... No dicks??? What's the point then!!! We want more!! More advanced models!!! Not LACK of thereof!
sytaylor said:
Mmmm how huge?
No really, i don't see why aliens or even us in the new millennium will have no dicks. don't we just get rid of part we don't need or use? (like the tail, which we have traces of at the end of our spine, or hair all over our body - well most of us anyway).
I mean, our little friend down there is THE most important bit in our bodies! Don't see that going away anytime soon.
_xxx_ said:london-boy said:I mean, our little friend down there is THE most important bit in our bodies! Don't see that going away anytime soon.
Ahem...
On average, it is statistically little.
_xxx_ said:
........ Not gonna answer that, but i had never heard of a 40cm dick before.
PC-Engine said:Anyway those types are categorized into freaks of nature...
Well, at 40cm u'd think the thing would have its own brain.
and let me say, i'm sure that in the right hands, it would talk alright...
I'd post some links for you, but don't want to get banned for pornography. He actually has some 44 cm when erected. And it's real. Try googling for Long Dong Silver, you'll find some pics. But don't be scarred when you see it!
His partner would need to swallow it all in order for HIM to have fun, know what I mean? It's really no fun if you can only penetrate half-way.
His partner would need to swallow it all in order for HIM to have fun, know what I mean? It's really no fun if you can only penetrate half-way.
_xxx_ said:I'd post some links for you, but don't want to get banned for pornography. He actually has some 44 cm when erected. And it's real. Try googling for Long Dong Silver, you'll find some pics. But don't be scarred when you see it!
His partner would need to swallow it all in order for HIM to have fun, know what I mean? It's really no fun if you can only penetrate half-w
44?!?! i thought john holmes was quite extreme, and i cant believe *I* never heard of this 44cm guy....
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