New evidence of possible life on Mars.

[PC-Engine]

It's really no fun if you can only penetrate half-way.

Well that really depends on the individual.

I'd post some links for you, but don't want to get banned for pornography. He actually has some 44 cm when erected. And it's real. Try googling for Long Dong Silver, you'll find some pics. But don't be scarred when you see it!

His partner would need to swallow it all in order for HIM to have fun, know what I mean? It's really no fun if you can only penetrate half-w ay.

44?!?! i thought john holmes was quite extreme, and i cant believe *I* never heard of this 44cm guy....

Dude all you need to know is that he's hung like a horse literally...well maybe not in diameter...

 

[_xxx_]

I'd post some links for you, but don't want to get banned for pornography. He actually has some 44 cm when erected. And it's real. Try googling for Long Dong Silver, you'll find some pics. But don't be scarred when you see it!

His partner would need to swallow it all in order for HIM to have fun, know what I mean? It's really no fun if you can only penetrate half-w ay.

44?!?! i thought john holmes was quite extreme, and i cant believe *I* never heard of this 44cm guy....

PM'd you the link.

 

[London Geezer]

44?!?! i thought john holmes was quite extreme, and i cant believe *I* never heard of this 44cm guy....

PM'd you the link.

Awww the B3D posters working together to keep LB updated on what's important in life!!!! Cheers!!!

 

[rabidrabbit]

No really, i don't see why aliens or even us in the new millennium will have no dicks. don't we just get rid of part we don't need or use? (like the tail, which we have traces of at the end of our spine, or hair all over our body - well most of us anyway).

I mean, our little friend down there is THE most important bit in our bodies! Don't see that going away anytime soon.

Have you ever seen an alien with a dick?
ET didn't have a dick.
Those aliens in Close Encounters didn't have dicks.
Aliens in A.I. had no dicks.

Or maybe they had. It just wasn't in the place we usually have it, that is between our legs.
Maybe their dick is one of their fingers (gives a whole new meaning to ET).
When you think of it, the dick being between our legs really doesn't make much sense. What is it doing there, in such inconvenient place, when it could be in your hand.
It would make everything so much easier. Peeing, having sex in a more convenient position, masturbating in public....

 

[MuFu]

No really, i don't see why aliens or even us in the new millennium will have no dicks. don't we just get rid of part we don't need or use? (like the tail, which we have traces of at the end of our spine, or hair all over our body - well most of us anyway).

I mean, our little friend down there is THE most important bit in our bodies! Don't see that going away anytime soon.

Have you ever seen an alien with a dick?
ET didn't have a dick.

Probably didn't ruin his chances with the ladies.

Awesome thread derailment.

 

[London Geezer]

Have you ever seen an alien with a dick?
ET didn't have a dick.
Those aliens in Close Encounters didn't have dicks.
Aliens in A.I. had no dicks.
....

How would u know? Did you check? Maybe it comes out of a hidden compartment!

Or maybe they had. It just wasn't in the place we usually have it, that is between our legs.
Maybe their dick is one of their fingers (gives a whole new meaning to ET).
When you think of it, the dick being between our legs really doesn't make much sense. What is it doing there, in such inconvenient place, when it could be in your hand.
It would make everything so much easier. Peeing, having sex in a more convenient position, masturbating in public

*starts thinking about all the fisting stuff u see around*

 

[rabidrabbit]

That proves we indeed have aliens among us

 

[Geeforcer]

Let's just say this thread didn't go the way I expected.