BwahahhHAHAA....that was fricken funny....
"If your schizophrenic press 3, 4 and 5"
"If your depressive it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you"
"If your Co-Dependant ask someone to press 2 for you"
"If you have a low self-esteem, hang up, all our operators are to busy for you"
