chavvdarrr
Veteran
I'm not sure if it's ok but yesterday i saw several jokes about the war some of them really funny IMHO . Perhaps such things can "refresh" the debates? Anyway , excuse me for the quality of translation and I hope you'll find something funny in these too. Don't be shy to add more.
Announcements:
- group of bankers gives 1 bln $ for Saddam's head
- group of cloning specialists invite Saddam Husein for mutual collaboration
Saddam felt bad and went to a clairvoyant. "You'll die on a general holiday of USA". "Which one?" asked Saddam. ""Doesn't matter, whenever you die it'll be general holiday in USA"
Raised Slogan:
You still believe in international law? You still don't know what 'democracy' means? You still extract your oil?
Then we'll come to you too!
USA & UK are horrified: They found out the real name of Saddam Husein:
Duncan McLoud
Iraqi pilot is flying with Mig29. Suddenly he sees enemy fighter coming at him. He quickly opens "Tutorial for flight combat" and finds the chapter "fight with a single enemy plane". "Hit button 1" says tutorial. he presses button 1, a rocket fires, hits the fighter. "Allha akbar" thinks the pilot. Then he sees 2 fighters, looks at next chapter. It says "hit button 2". he presses button 2, 2 rockets fire& hit fighters. "Allah akbar, allah akbar". Then he sees 12 enemy fighters. With shaking hands he lists through the tutorial, last sheet label is "fight with even more fighters", and the text is "press button 3". He presses button 3. The backwall of the cabin opens, a russian pilot comes from there. "Get up!" he says. "I'm taking control from here"
Announcements:
- group of bankers gives 1 bln $ for Saddam's head
- group of cloning specialists invite Saddam Husein for mutual collaboration
Saddam felt bad and went to a clairvoyant. "You'll die on a general holiday of USA". "Which one?" asked Saddam. ""Doesn't matter, whenever you die it'll be general holiday in USA"
Raised Slogan:
You still believe in international law? You still don't know what 'democracy' means? You still extract your oil?
Then we'll come to you too!
USA & UK are horrified: They found out the real name of Saddam Husein:
Duncan McLoud
Iraqi pilot is flying with Mig29. Suddenly he sees enemy fighter coming at him. He quickly opens "Tutorial for flight combat" and finds the chapter "fight with a single enemy plane". "Hit button 1" says tutorial. he presses button 1, a rocket fires, hits the fighter. "Allha akbar" thinks the pilot. Then he sees 2 fighters, looks at next chapter. It says "hit button 2". he presses button 2, 2 rockets fire& hit fighters. "Allah akbar, allah akbar". Then he sees 12 enemy fighters. With shaking hands he lists through the tutorial, last sheet label is "fight with even more fighters", and the text is "press button 3". He presses button 3. The backwall of the cabin opens, a russian pilot comes from there. "Get up!" he says. "I'm taking control from here"
): I want to have anal with Saddam.
