Silent_One
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Don't you pay taxes for free singing lessons too?
(jk)
Don't you pay taxes for free singing lessons too?
(jk)
Jokes about the war
- Thread starter chavvdarrr
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Now that American Aircraft and Military have reorganized Iraq's landscape, US intelligence has discovered that the they have renamed some of their towns.
These new names include:
1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Osheet-Disisabad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishiet
6. Kizz-Yerazz-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin
These new names include:
1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Osheet-Disisabad
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishiet
6. Kizz-Yerazz-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Myturbin-Izburnin
While not exactly a joke, I found this funny none the less:
Did you know that there are still 2 ships in the Iraqi Navy? They are in a NATO military harbour in La Spezia Italy, right next to the shipyard where they were purchased. Originally Iraq ordered 11 ships from Italy in the 80ies, but due to the embargo they weren't allowed to leave the harbour since 1986. Iraq in turn refused to pay the remaining bill, so the 9 other ships ended up in the Italian Navy. Still, the 2 ships that were paid for in advance are still in the service of the "Iraqi Navy", still haven't left said harbour even once (been there for like 18 years now), and the best part is they actually have a crew of 12 sailors and an admiral stationed and living on those ships (at least for something like the past year now)! Sometimes this a weird, weird world...
Did you know that there are still 2 ships in the Iraqi Navy? They are in a NATO military harbour in La Spezia Italy, right next to the shipyard where they were purchased. Originally Iraq ordered 11 ships from Italy in the 80ies, but due to the embargo they weren't allowed to leave the harbour since 1986. Iraq in turn refused to pay the remaining bill, so the 9 other ships ended up in the Italian Navy. Still, the 2 ships that were paid for in advance are still in the service of the "Iraqi Navy", still haven't left said harbour even once (been there for like 18 years now), and the best part is they actually have a crew of 12 sailors and an admiral stationed and living on those ships (at least for something like the past year now)! Sometimes this a weird, weird world...