Half Life joke

[K.I.L.E.R]

*On the topic of playing HL2 at home and not visiting family*

Person: You should get a life.
ME: Why should I get a life when I have half life?

 

[Guden Oden]

Nerd humor!

 

[Humus]

Person: You should get a life.
ME: Why should I get a life when I have half life?

life > life / 2

 

[digitalwanderer]

life > life / 2

Ah, but this is HL2; so wouldn't it be:

life = life / 2 * 2

So Half-life2 really DOES equal life!

 

[_xxx_]

LOL!!!

So I'll buy me two copies...

 

[Guden Oden]

Don't do that, if you do then you'll only have a QUARTER life!

 

[Sage]

no, then he'll have 2 * (1 / 2 * life)^2

HL2 != 1/2 * life * 2
HL2 == (1/2 * life)^2

 

[_xxx_]

I was actually into 2 copies * (0.5 * life) * 2, not square ...

 

[The549]

I was actually into 2 copies * (0.5 * life) * 2, not square ...

Yeah why would you multiply when buying 2 copies?

 

[_xxx_]

Oh,, fvck maths, I WANT TWO LIVES!!! 8)

 

[_xxx_]

One of these preferably being a damn rich and goodlooking VIP, of course...

 

[sytaylor]

One of these preferably being a damn rich and goodlooking VIP, of course...

Intersting, so in which would you be a Grand Theft Auto esque lunatic?

 

[_xxx_]

I'm a peaceful person, so I'd be one in both lives. As a VIP and in the other one as well (pr0nstar maybe? )

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Rage3D B&R funnies:
http://members.rogers.com/bombnrun/1.mpg

 

[Unknown Soldier]

hahha

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