icecold1983
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this thread is hilarious, easily the best thread ever on b3d.
Guys, do you apply face care products everyday?
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I am considering this as my sig.
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I am assuming this happened in your late teens, at time when most of us tend to be more self-conscious than we need to be. But you didn't seem to be addled; nor does the following writer. You both seem secure in your sexuality, which is unusual being in the shadow of puberty and all.
Speaking from personal experience, mixed signals weren't comedic at all, but rather a source of insecurity. I wasn't questioned about my sexual preference -- I guess that was pretty much assumed when I was asked out by someone who was gay. (I'm like, "Dude! I'm just trying to strike up a conversation -- not a date -- while we wait in line at Kinkos.") For the next month or so I questioned my masculinity ("Am I in the closet?") and scrutinized my motives. Doc, you'd be surprised where introspection leads you.
Yet, despite the emotional wound, I probably would have feigned effeminateness if it meant hooking up with a hot chick.
[size=-2]"The shower discussion is making me laugh out loud. I am a straight guy who worked in gay-owned cafes while in college. I was the token straight boy. I was checked out and flirted with relentlessly by the staff. I made great tips letting the customers check me out as I took their order. They were all harmless -- the older trolls, the young sex kitten, the brilliantly dark smart one, the muscle boy, the biker boys (as in River and Keanu, not Harley's), the theater boys, the preppy Republican gay guy ... they all checked me out and I loved it and profited by it. I never turned out gay, not even close. You are right, the attention is flattering as hell. It is not different than straight guys checking out girls. Not one bit. Guys are horny, it doesn't matter what they put their penis into. But that doesn't mean they go around porking everything that moves.
The only reason I would feel threatened showering with gay guys would be that they might look better than me when they are naked. Of course, when showering with the gay guys you can ask them what moisturizer they use to get that smooth skin without catching shit for it." – The Atlantic[/size]
The only reason I would feel threatened showering with gay guys would be that they might look better than me when they are naked. Of course, when showering with the gay guys you can ask them what moisturizer they use to get that smooth skin without catching shit for it." – The Atlantic[/size]
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DuckThor Evil
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fixed :smile:
Oil of Olay after I shave.
It's the only non-greasy moisturizer I've ever found, and it pisses my wife off to no end that I keep stealing it from her.
It's the only non-greasy moisturizer I've ever found, and it pisses my wife off to no end that I keep stealing it from her.
Huh? Prettier?
That I am.
This I'm not, coz I can't afford it.
What's "color co-ordinate"? White shirt, white tie, white pants? Or grey shirt, white tie, black pants?
Because "metrosexuals" don't like long hair?
OMG, this I have never done.
I only cut the odd hair that sticks out, that's all.
You mean things that result in a man wanting to look better or things a man do that are normally associated with women?
When was the first case of a man accused of being a "homosexual" or "effeminate"?
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You're absolutely right. On second read, my post comes across way more abrasive than I had intended. (Sorry!) I'll edit.
woundingchaney
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This thread seriously reminds me of the opening to American Psycho
AcceleratorX
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May I ask why?
Referring to post number 67 of this thread by you,
Reverend said:
In this context, prettier = sexier, more attractive.
Reverend said:
Wearing clothes of contrasting colours, such that it looks good. For example, white shirt, violet/purple pants. This may not necessarily apply to just clothes, it can apply to cars, paints, your appliances and what not. "My car matches with the color of the paint in my garage".
Reverend said:
Hmm...I have indeed seen the situation you describe in my life. Nowadays, society doesn't like hair in general. If people are removing their body hair, why not go the extra mile and shave off whats left on the head as well? Even bald people can look good.
Reverend said:
I think thats the meaning, but, honestly, I think a man can do much better things in his spare time daily instead of indulging in a facial and body wash and a nice hair shaving exercise and beautifying himself.
Blazkowicz
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this thread gave me an idea, maybe I'll try aftershave (some cheap one off course). one with alcohol? is the alcohol intended to make you feel virile and disinfect the cuts?
this thread gave me an idea, maybe I'll try aftershave (some cheap one off course). one with alcohol? is the alcohol intended to make you feel virile and disinfect the cuts?
Desinfection, but it burns a bit on the skin when applied.
You mean... like playing video games?I think thats the meaning, but, honestly, I think a man can do much better things in his spare time daily instead of indulging in a facial and body wash and a nice hair shaving exercise and beautifying himself.
AcceleratorX
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Hmm...Video Games, pr0n (if you choose to see it), internet, forums like B3D , a good jolly ride with your best friend, TV, sports, philantrophy
So many things we can do....
, a good jolly ride with your best friend, TV, sports, philantrophy So many things we can do....