I went to somebody's house today to sell them a piece of oxygen equipment. I walked in the house and immediately had a wtf moment. Staring at me was the single ugliest creature I'd ever seen. it looked to be a really fucked up bird with no feathers. The guy then explained to me that it was his pet cockatoo. His wife had left him a few days ago and threw the bird in the trashcan on her way out. He didn't find it till two days later, and apparently cockatoos pluck their feathers when they're nervous. This thing must have been pretty ticked because it picked itself completely bald.
The guy only paid a quarter of what he was supposed to and told me he'd pay the rest next month. I should have taken his fucking bird as collateral lol.
The guy only paid a quarter of what he was supposed to and told me he'd pay the rest next month. I should have taken his fucking bird as collateral lol.