Emoticon standardization?

[digitalwanderer]

How in the heck would I go about trying to get a set standard for a basic set of emoticons? I am SOOO tired of trying to keep straight who has what on where and what do I type for it, and if no one else will standardize a basic set I guess I'll do it myself.

Any thoughts?

 

[MuFu]

 

[Humus]

 

[Humus]

... and of course, no collection is complete without this one:

 

[MuFu]

This one's good for expressing an inability to remove one's clip-on tie:

MuFu.

 

[L233]

Emoticon standardization?