I had one this morning where I thought I had just woken up and gone out of bed, while in reality I was still sleeping. In my dream, I was in my apartement, trying to turn on the lights (which would not come on, and it was completely dark), and pulling bunches of lose strands out of my hair - like a fistful of it, although I don't have any fear of actually losing my hair... On the floor of my apartement was bits of a shredded flimsy plastic bag, like those superthin ones you put fruit and stuff in at the supermarket. Don't ask me why.
In my dream, I was also told a terribly corny joke - and it's possible I actually invented it, in my sleep. Here's the joke (in Swedish, so gobbledygook warning for the rest of you...
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"- Vad heter världens mest deprimerade fransman?
- ???
- Deppar Dieu."
/facepalm
I then, still believing I was awake, standing in my kitchen in my dark apartement, heard a startlingly loud grinding noise. A sense of intense horror suddenly came over me, I jerked, and then I really was awake. It would now seem the loud noise I heard in my dream might have been the car-horn ringtone of my iPhone, which was lying on the kitchen table, because a woman called shortly afterwards to cancel an important meeting I was supposed to have had later today...although checking my phone now I see no missed calls, so I dunno what that noise in my dream was supposed to represent or why I heard it...
In my dream, I was also told a terribly corny joke - and it's possible I actually invented it, in my sleep. Here's the joke (in Swedish, so gobbledygook warning for the rest of you...
"- Vad heter världens mest deprimerade fransman?
- ???
- Deppar Dieu."
/facepalm
I then, still believing I was awake, standing in my kitchen in my dark apartement, heard a startlingly loud grinding noise. A sense of intense horror suddenly came over me, I jerked, and then I really was awake. It would now seem the loud noise I heard in my dream might have been the car-horn ringtone of my iPhone, which was lying on the kitchen table, because a woman called shortly afterwards to cancel an important meeting I was supposed to have had later today...although checking my phone now I see no missed calls, so I dunno what that noise in my dream was supposed to represent or why I heard it...