Deepak, what are you doing?

[London Geezer]

Yanks tend to use their "cell" phones to talk, so the whole SMS thing is alien to the majority.

Yeah it's hard to text when you have fingers the size of melons.

not all yanks are fat.... honestly, i saw on TV there are some in the wild that look human.....

No that was just Bigfoot.

 

[rabidrabbit]

I feel sorry for Deepaks friends and family, they must have gone nuts with their phones constantly beebing after receiving all those text messages.

 

[London Geezer]

I feel sorry for Deepaks friends and family, they must have gone nuts with their phones constantly beebing after receiving all those text messages.

I think he sends messages like this:

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[sytaylor]

Heh, my step brother has fingers as he says "like pigs tits", and hates txting. He's one of those beer swilling, BNP voting plumber types...

 

[London Geezer]

Heh, my step brother has fingers as he says "like pigs tits", and hates txting. He's one of those beer swilling, BNP voting plumber types...

BNP!!!

BNP!!!

BNP!!!

BNP!!!

BNP!!!

BNP!!!

BNP!!!

BNP!!!

 

[sytaylor]

Yeah I expressed my disapointment in the form of a bitch slap and a manly playfight in which i fishooked his nose.

 

[London Geezer]

Yeah I expressed my disapointment in the form of a bitch slap and a manly playfight in which i fishooked his nose.

Poofs. Both of u. Him, the most, with the whole BNP thing to prove his masculinity...

 

[silence]

Yanks tend to use their "cell" phones to talk, so the whole SMS thing is alien to the majority.

Yeah it's hard to text when you have fingers the size of melons.

not all yanks are fat.... honestly, i saw on TV there are some in the wild that look human.....

No that was just Bigfoot.

ahhhh..... thnx for clearing that one.

 

[London Geezer]

ahhhh..... thnx for clearing that one.

That's ok. Bit hairy but def slimmer than the average american. Must be the Italian roots.

 

[_xxx_]

Must be the Italian roots.

Nah, too tall. Hairy would fit, though...

 

[sytaylor]

ahhhh..... thnx for clearing that one.

That's ok. Bit hairy but def slimmer than the average american. Must be the Italian roots.

Yet mafia dudes are probably the fattest of all the groups in the USA.

 

[London Geezer]

ahhhh..... thnx for clearing that one.

That's ok. Bit hairy but def slimmer than the average american. Must be the Italian roots.

Yet mafia dudes are probably the fattest of all the groups in the USA.

are not!!

 

[sytaylor]

How many Fat Tony's are there in the world?! Besquillions, they outnumber you're average wise guy mamluke by 3 to 1. Hell even Mario was fat!

 

[London Geezer]

How many Fat Tony's are there in the world?! Besquillions, they outnumber you're average wise guy mamluke by 3 to 1. Hell even Mario was fat!

You want to open a BEEEEEEEEEEEP website and stop before those stereotypes?!!!

 

[silence]

so if i got it right....short, fat and hairy? thats italians?.....

 

[London Geezer]

so if i got it right....short, fat and hairy? thats italians?.....

Well i'm Italian and i'm ok.

 

[sytaylor]

so if i got it right....short, fat and hairy? thats italians?.....

Well i'm Italian and i'm ok.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...

 

[London Geezer]

so if i got it right....short, fat and hairy? thats italians?.....

Well i'm Italian and i'm ok.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok...

You're not ok, u're working on it. Thanks to yours truly here.

 

[silence]

so if i got it right....short, fat and hairy? thats italians?.....

Well i'm Italian and i'm ok.

ok with being fat, short and hairy?

 

[London Geezer]

so if i got it right....short, fat and hairy? thats italians?.....

Well i'm Italian and i'm ok.

ok with being fat, short and hairy?

I'm ok with the way i look, and many people are too, though i've been eating like a pig lately and it's getting to me...