Congrats, John Reynolds!

Oh dear.. sorry to hear that. This is definitely a case of foot-in-mouth syndrome!
I had thought this was your 3rd child for some reason.. my bad!

More the merrier if you ask me... hope your wife is O.K. My wife's first child birth was heading towards a caesarian too but luckily the doctors managed to right our first child with some tweezers and gently persuaded to give her directions for the way out.. :arrow:
 
And John Reynolds loses another 5 years worth of his life span, another 5" off his hairline, and gains another 5" on his waistline.

Congrats.

5" off my hairline? Sorry, at this point that's impossible, unless you're now counting the hair on my back.

Five years off my lifespan is worth it, though.
 

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That's not a stuffed animal, that's his familiar he summoned.

You should see Megan's hair. Both have my hair (color, texture, etc.), just hopefully whatever gene flags for premature retreat is recessive with both.
 
That's not a stuffed animal, that's his familiar he summoned.

You should see Megan's hair. Both have my hair (color, texture, etc.), just hopefully whatever gene flags for premature retreat is recessive with both.

Male Pattern baldness is inherited from the mother's father. If your wife's father has a full shock of hair, your kids are safe. :)

If Megan has kids however....... ;)
 
Another victim of that "first child was so easy" phenomenon, eh?
Welcome to the club however late I am with it.

FYI, this is the one that will cause you to grind your teeth at night once he's 8 or so.
 
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