You know that Sony is ready to launch the PS3 when ...

[nelg]

You know that Sony is ready to launch the PS3 when ...

1. It ask its developers to return the devkits so the can sell them.

2. Sony corners the market on up-scaling DVD players, puts a Blu-ray sticker on them and announces that the supply issues have been solved.

3. Sony admits that the hiring of a colour blind "chief of engineering" was a mistake.

4. Sony announces that the real reason for the delay was to allow for the inclusion of Blu-ray's successor Purple-ray.

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feel free to contiune.

 

[dizietsma]

5. Amazon have " The Sony PS3 Book of Good News Stories 0 pages $9.99" in stock

 

[Guden Oden]

feel free to contiune.

ZZzzzz...rrrnnn....Sknx-X!

 

[MuFu]

6. The waters recede rapidly, out to beyond the low-tide shoreline.

 

[Arwin]

People are no longer making silly threads like these?

 

[London Geezer]

...when It is launched as the SonyMS PS3?

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

When stupid crap like this should be in the console forum?

 

[digitalwanderer]

Microsoft announces a 30% price cut on 360 and the Wiis are all sold out?

 

[N00b]

... when Duke Nukem Forever comes out.

 

[ivzk]

When I start getting my tent ready for a night out at the local BB.

 

[Geo]

When they get tired of toying with Microsoft, getting their hopes up again, just to crush them one more time?*


*Well, somebody needs to give poor Sony some love right now. Otherwise KK might go postal or something. I promise not to make a habit of it.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

When they have restricted and delayed the launch in all areas by a year except one district of Tokyo which has 10 electronics goods shops.

 

[Tahir2]

When Dell start selling AMD'd CPU machines.

 

[ShootMyMonkey]

4. Sony announces that the real reason for the delay was to allow for the inclusion of Blu-ray's successor Purple-ray.

The wavelength for Bluray's laser is already 405 nm, which is already into the violet range. Significantly below that, and you're into UV, and I think people are paranoid enough about UV from sunlight that a product called "UV-Ray" would rouse something of a panic. Could be worse... I mean you could go shorter in the wavelength and release disc formats called "X-Ray" or "Gamma-Ray."

Maybe if they'd gone a few notches down in the frequency, they could have capitalized on the tree-hugger market with "Green-Ray"... the environmentally friendly optical disc format.

 

[London Geezer]

The wavelength for Bluray's laser is already 405 nm, which is already into the violet range. Significantly below that, and you're into UV, and I think people are paranoid enough about UV from sunlight that a product called "UV-Ray" would rouse something of a panic. Could be worse... I mean you could go shorter in the wavelength and release disc formats called "X-Ray" or "Gamma-Ray."

Maybe if they'd gone a few notches down in the frequency, they could have capitalized on the tree-hugger market with "Green-Ray"... the environmentally friendly optical disc format.

hehehe gamma-ray...

 

[StefanS]

hehehe gamma-ray...

Next thing you know, you've got hulks sprouting all over the place.