They will release a 3 slot 5090 super that is another $500 bucks a few months later lolSupposed "2 slot cooler for 5090 FE"
but 2 slot doesn't seem right for the 5090, there's no major node jump, Blackwell compute does not demonstrate any major efficiency gains, and there's no way Nvidia would allow performance recessions.
I could see an AI dedicated version that has a 2 slot cooler. Binned super low compute clock/384bit bus w/high memory speed. A bin specifically for high memory/low clockspeed/slim server SKU. But two slot cooler for a 5090, like with "it's logically MCM" it doesn't sound like Kopite knows shit.