My word is Law - bit-tech column by Chris Caines

[[maven]]

My word is Law

Today I am someone else; today I am the mind of the worst kind of Internet user. Today I am the voice of no-one and the opinion of everyone. Today, my word is law.

Quite a good read (especially the last few paragraphs); a lot of truth in there...

 

[digitalwanderer]

I've never met anyone at all like that...

 

[London Geezer]

Ooooo..K....

 

[London Geezer]

All my games run at 200FPS in 1600x1200 with all the settings up to max, although why you need to run a game over 26FPS anyway is pointless because everyone knows that’s the highest rate your eyes need to see a moving picture. I get 3DMark Scores in number ranges that look like phone numbers, but I think synthetic benchmarks are flawed and it’s the gaming performance that matters. I only put it in my Signature so you know how pathetic your card is. You want to overclock it, volt mod it and bios update it, THEN you might get a score like mine. It’s all a waste of time anyway because anyone in their right mind owns a Mac, did I say I watercool my GPU RAM?

The guy's a genius...

 

[Nite_Hawk]

london-boy:

I hope he's being sarcastic...

Nite_Hawk

 

[London Geezer]

london-boy:

I hope he's being sarcastic...

Nite_Hawk

The guy is a genius, anyone not getting his humour needs to read the whole thing over and over again until he understands it. It's like... it's perfect. A perfect description of a typical hardware/console forum.