Some old ones.....
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
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Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
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If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There's Master & Visa Card.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So..... why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate, but
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.
.............................................................................
Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?
.............................................................................
If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
.............................................................................
Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
.............................................................................
How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
.............................................................................
Money is not everything.
There's Master & Visa Card.
.............................................................................
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
.............................................................................
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
.............................................................................
The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
.............................................................................
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
.............................................................................
Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
.............................................................................
"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep
.............................................................................
There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning
.............................................................................
"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk
.............................................................................
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
.............................................................................
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
.............................................................................
The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So..... why learn.
.............................................................................
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........
