So yeah, like everyone knows, when men really cough, ribs are just in the way, so I literally cracked a rib coughing. Me being stupid, I didn't ask for any stronger pain meds than I already had (ibuprofen & paracetamol), have to wait 'till monday to get better pills.
Current situation is manageable when I don't cough. The problem is, my throat is itching and I have some mucus/slime/whatdoyoucallit to cough up. Due cracked rib every cough means a risk of blinding pain, possibly enough to knock me unconscious if it happens as bad again as last night (when I actually cracked the rib)
Anyone have magical remedies against coughing and the itchy feeling in my throat? The more alcohol involved, the better. Smoking cigarettes & weed doesn't seem to really help with the situation and apparently my pain threshold doesn't grow enough from being drunk (funny, last time it was enough to hide cracked elbow for couple hours 'till the hand stopped flexing completely)
Current situation is manageable when I don't cough. The problem is, my throat is itching and I have some mucus/slime/whatdoyoucallit to cough up. Due cracked rib every cough means a risk of blinding pain, possibly enough to knock me unconscious if it happens as bad again as last night (when I actually cracked the rib)
Anyone have magical remedies against coughing and the itchy feeling in my throat? The more alcohol involved, the better. Smoking cigarettes & weed doesn't seem to really help with the situation and apparently my pain threshold doesn't grow enough from being drunk (funny, last time it was enough to hide cracked elbow for couple hours 'till the hand stopped flexing completely)