Sex-starved 13 year old female resorts to smoking

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Deprived of sex she has turned to begging cigarettes of passers by, spitting on those who ignore her demands. Another sordid tale of modern day living? Well, not quite, because this female is a chimp...

Beijing - Visitors to the Zhengzhou Zoo in central China's Henan province who don't enjoy passive smoking - let alone being spat on - had better avoid the monkey cage.

Feili, a 13-year-old chimpanzee, has turned to smoking, begging cigarettes from visitors and spitting on them when they do not comply, the Xinhua news agency reported on Sunday.

Her fierce behaviour is in reaction to being paired with a male, 28 years her senior, who seems to lack either the interest or the capability to satisfy her sexual demands, the agency said.

Feili's behaviour may seem outrageous, but it is no more so than that of the people outside the cage, as she took up her new habits only after observing visitors to the zoo, according to Xinhua. - Sapa-AFP
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- http://iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=vn20040830063837347C686813
 
Seems that all around the world that zoo animals are rebelling...

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A bold amphibious escape bid by a bear at Berlin zoo has been foiled in a dramatic shoot-out.

Juan the Andean spectacled bear first paddled across a moat using a log for a raft, then scaled a wall.

Finally he appeared to commandeer a bicycle, before zookeepers with brooms cornered him, and a colleague picked him off with a tranquiliser gun.

"Just think what could have happened," said a mother who saw the bear escape and head for the children's carousel.

"It went straight for the playground", said Liane Hertrampf to the Berliner Kurier newspaper.

Parents grabbed their children and fled as they realised what was happening.

But the zoo's deputy director Heiner Kloes was not so concerned.

"Spectacled bears eat both vegetables and meat but children tend not to be on their menu," he said.
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- http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3612706.stm
 
casper said:
The bear drinking beer story is a knee-slapper! :LOL:
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there are pictures that go with the story quite hilarious. ill see if can find it, the bear is passed out with beer cans around him. Not sure if someone photchoped them, but it freaking funny.

epic
 
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