Sex-aid excuse bombs with airport security

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Man traveling with mother says pump is a grenade





CHICAGO, Illinois (AP) -- Cook County prosecutors say a 29-year-old man traveling with his mother desperately didn't want her to know he'd packed a sexual aid for their trip to Turkey.
So he told security it was a bomb, officials said.
Madin Azad Amin, 29, of Skokie, Illinois, was stopped August 16 after guards found an object in his baggage that resembled a grenade, prosecutors said.
When officers asked him to identify it, Amin said it was a bomb, said Cook County Assistant State's Attorney Lorraine Scaduto.
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.
He's been charged with felony disorderly conduct, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County state's attorney's office.
Amin's attorney told a Cook County judge Wednesday that Amin whispered that the component was a "pump." The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.
"He told her it's a pump," O'Neill-Burke said. "He's standing with his mother. Of course he's not going to shout this out."
However, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward after the female security guard testified that she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb.
Amin is charged with felony disorderly conduct, which could bring a three-year prison sentence if he's convicted. Amin is due back in court September 13
He told the Chicago Sun-Times after the hearing that security officials did not give him a chance to explain the misunderstanding, that he would never use the word "bomb" while going through a security checkpoint, and does not consider a penis pump an unusual object to own.
"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."
 
A penis bomb?
Penis pumps are very common in the USA, so common that even judges use them behind their desks. :LOL:
 
A: I don't understand how a person could misinterpret "pump" as "bomb", phonetically they're not even close to similar.

B: Why were they asking him to identify the thing in the first place, what business is it to them what shit he brings along in his bag? If there's an ambiguity, open up the bag, check it out, then close bag and let the guy move along. Asking him about it is totally unhelpful; if he'd really been a terrarsit would he have TOLD them outright it was a bomb??? *toc-toc-toc* Crazy romans...

C: I wonder if the airport security woman would "clearly" have heard him utter the word "bomb", had the man's name NOT been Madin Azad Amin...
 
Maybe if he'll do things a little smarter on his way to prison, they might let him take it with him..... :LOL:
 
I agree, it almost sounds like the airport security were delibrately harassing the poor man as if they just wanted to embarrass him in front of others.
The airport security clearly weren't up to their profession.
There's little in vacuum pumps that could be mistaken as a bomb.
 
Another one:

As Cornelia Dean reported in The Times, the Army Corps of Engineers held a meeting in Mr. Bensman’s neighborhood to talk about helping those fish swim around the locks and dams it has constructed on the Mississippi River over the years. There was a PowerPoint presentation on various options. One — clearly not the Corps’s favorite — was to eliminate a dam in East Alton. To illustrate that idea, the presentation included a picture of a dam being dynamited.

Mr. Bensman rose later to support removing the dam. Big mistake.

A local paper reported that Mr. Bensman told the Corps he “would like to see the dam blown up.â€￾

A Corps security officer read the report. He decided that Mr. Bensman was threatening a public facility. He notified the G-men.

An F.B.I. agent then contacted Mr. Bensman, who was surprised to learn that federal investigators believed a terrorist might announce his plans at a public hearing of the Army Corps of Engineers.

http://www.nytimes.com/2006/08/25/opinion/25fri4.html
 
He later told officials he'd lied about the item because his mother was nearby and he didn't want her to hear that it was part of a penis pump, Scaduto said.

Yeah, because carrying a bomb onto an airplane much less shameful thing to do in front of your mom as bringing a penis pump.
 
A: I don't understand how a person could misinterpret "pump" as "bomb", phonetically they're not even close to similar.

Well, I find that explanation more likely than that someone would think telling it is a bomb is the best option in that situation. It's sufficiently similar that if you say it silently and with an accent that it could be misinterpreted. Heck, my name (Emil) doesn't sound anything like Damon, yet I've stopped pronouncing it correctly and adopted an english pronounciation to keep people from mishearing my name as Damon. The only thing Emil (Swedish pronounciation) and Damon has in common is the rhythm and the m in the middle.
 
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