Spoken in an New Zealand accent
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by
the telephone. "Hillen, its the hilth munister here. Sorry to bother you
at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the
Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet
the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
week."
"Shuuuuuut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!" "We're going to hef to shup some in
from broad... Britain?..." "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on
on thus one!" "What about Australia?" "Maybe - but we don't want them to
know thet we are stuck. You call John Howard - tell hum we need one
moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way
they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted
Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 inches long; 8
inches thick, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small
writing on each and every one.........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
Props to Antrx and BenZor from OCAU.
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by
the telephone. "Hillen, its the hilth munister here. Sorry to bother you
at this hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the
Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet
the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
week."
"Shuuuuuut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies - we'll be ruined!" "We're going to hef to shup some in
from broad... Britain?..." "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on
on thus one!" "What about Australia?" "Maybe - but we don't want them to
know thet we are stuck. You call John Howard - tell hum we need one
moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way
they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour of need.
Three days later a van arrives in Auckland - full of boxes. A delighted
Helen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 inches long; 8
inches thick, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small
writing on each and every one.........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
Props to Antrx and BenZor from OCAU.