My wife just went for a pregnancy test...

[digitalwanderer]

...and if you think it got a double-take out of me you should have seen my Mom's face this morning when my wife told her!!!!

She's getting some testing done later in the week for some gastro-internal stuff and they're required to run a pregnancy test on her beforehand even though she's had a tubal ligation and is on birth control too!

There's no way she's pregnant, but she's been having a lot of fun freaking people out with it anyways.

(For the record, my Mother was disapointed....she'd love another grandchild. )

 

[MuFu]

Would have been even more suprising if it was you going for the test.

 

[Guden Oden]

What about your tubes, Digi, are they tied or can you still sow your wild oats wherever you like?

 

[digitalwanderer]

What about your tubes, Digi, are they tied or can you still sow your wild oats wherever you like?

Physically I'm capable, but it's morally and ethically an impossibility.

The Dig is a one-woman type of guy, fidelity is a big thing for me.

 

[Sage]

What about your tubes, Digi, are they tied or can you still sow your wild oats wherever you like?

Physically I'm capable, but it's morally and ethically an impossibility.

The Dig is a one-woman type of guy, fidelity is a big thing for me.

:huge thumbs up for the fidelity thing!:

a REAL man knows how to keep his pants ON

 

[mito]

Remember what the Holy Spirit did to Mary and Joseph.

 

[Nite_Hawk]

Remember what the Holy Spirit did to Mary and Joseph.

... what exactly did the holy spirit do to Joseph?

Nite_Hawk

 

[mito]

Remember what the Holy Spirit did to Mary and Joseph.

... what exactly did the holy spirit do to Joseph?

Nite_Hawk

Made him a father.....

 

[Sage]

Remember what the Holy Spirit did to Mary and Joseph.

... what exactly did the holy spirit do to Joseph?

Nite_Hawk

knocked up his wife behind his back

 

[Unknown Soldier]

and here i was about to congratulate you.

Bugger

US

 

[VtC]

...and if you think it got a double-take out of me you should have seen my Mom's face this morning when my wife told her!!!!

Reminds me of what I did to my Mom when my wife and I had to move our wedding date from October to July because my wife's sister became pregnant and was due to deliver in October (a 9 months pregnant matron of honor was something my wife wasn't willing to deal with).

I called Mom, told her of the moved up date, and when she asked why I said "Well, there's been a pregnancy...." The long moment of silence on the other end of the phone was worth all the grief I got for that one.