If having an operation on your testicles wasn't bad enough..

[Diplo]

Bucharest - A Romanian surgeon who underwent a fit of madness while operating on a man's testicles proceeded to amputate his penis and cut it into three pieces, hospital officials said on Friday.

The surgeon, Naum Ciomu, was said to be a senior member of the hospital staff and a professor of anatomy.

He had been operating on a 34-year-old man for a testicular malformation when he committed the act, the officials said.

"We are shocked by what has happened. It is the first time we have had such a case," said Sorin Oprescu, head of the Bucharest emergency hospital where the operation took place.

Doctor Ciomu had been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.

Meanwhile, the wife of the unfortunate patient said she was suing Dr Ciomu.

- http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=qw1089967863444R554

 

[rabidrabbit]

That's what I fear in going to a dentist, haircut etc.... That the person keeping me "tied" to his chair suddenly has a "click" in his/her brain, and does something without thinking much.

I'm sure most people have these sudden weird thoughts quite often (I know I do..... ). But they never really execute those thoughts.


Edit: Speaking about testicles, I just remembered a dream (or just a flash of it) I had last night: David Hasselhoff was dancing some walz or similar in a red suit with a woman, and every now and then when he made a turn, I could see a glimpse of his d*ick hanging out from his trousers. None of the others in the dream seemed to notice, nor did David. I don't remember the rest of it, or maybe that was just it :?

 

[nutball]

Edit: Speaking about testicles, I just remembered a dream (or just a flash of it) I had last night: David Hasselhoff was dancing some walz or similar in a red suit with a woman, and every now and then when he made a turn, I could see a glimpse of his d*ick hanging out from his trousers. None of the others in the dream seemed to notice, nor did David. I don't remember the rest of it, or maybe that was just it :?

Dude... you need help. Serious help.

 

[Guden Oden]

Why are you dreaming about David Hasslehoff? Eeeeewwwww!

And WHY are you dreaming about David Hasslehoff's DICK EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

Btw, I heard he got arrested for DUI a couple months back or maybe a year. Can't remember. Guess KITT must have had his day off or something, dunno how else it could have happened...

 

[Diplo]

Has anybody ever read the Amazon Customer Reviews for Very Best of David Hasselhoff? They're hillarious as they all take the piss... Example:

***** It's like your soul is huffing paint, July 10, 2004
Reviewer: Beau J Pinkham (Iowa City, Iowa United States).

I admit I have not listened to this album, in any physical sense.

Last night, I took a moderate amount of opiates and stretched out on a bed of fine silk. I was tired, physically and mentally. My new kitten, Whiskers, licked my hair until I fell into a small trance.

An angel borne upon the back of silver whale erupted from my ceiling and hovered before me, naked and imperious. The cherubic face of the angel shined down on me, and I began to weep. He said only one thing:

"Listen."

And I did. I stared into his face for the entire time, his smile an even better drug than I've ever experienced before, and I listened.

When I woke up, I knew, just KNEW, that the angel was David Hassehloff, and the beautiful music that played as he copulated with my soul was his latest CD.

So please, buy it.

 

[kyleb]

Re: If having an operation on your testicles wasn't bad enou

Doctor Ciomu had been banned from entering an operating theatre for two months pending the results of an investigation by the medical council, Oprescu said.

wtf?!? he should be in jail at this very moment and on his way to prison, shouldn't he?