Hillary Clinton Rallies to Outlaw Daydreaming

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The "Freedom from Immoral Thoughts Act", co-written by Senator Liebermann, will potentially outlaw any "uncontrolled or wandering thought" between the hours of 6 AM and 9 PM. People with "glazed or unfocused demeanors" will be arrested and detained for questioning.

"Many people just can't tell the difference between a fantasy world and reality, especially children. Why should we outlaw video-game fantasy but not daydream fantasy? They're equally dangerous. In fact, daydreams are more realistic!" stated Clinton in a recent radio interview. "We've been trying to illegalize these immoral games for years, why should we stop there?"
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"I don't see what the big deal is," said Majority Leader Tom DeLay, "Daydreams should have been taken care of long ago! Can you just imagine what children- thirteen, fourteen years old- are thinking about? Hell, they have sex fantasies way more graphic than some pixelated fantasy game! We have to act now, or some children will just think the fantasy world is perfectly acceptable!"
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Its scary to even think of a country were all its citizens were force to have a lobotomy.

The dawn of the second age of mankind.

No crime.
No sponging off the state.
Cheap labour.
No welfare required (if the human is defective terminate it).
No pensions needed (if the human is no longer productive; terminate and replace).

The powerful, elite and intellectuals control the world while the other 99% of human race are mindless sex, service and worker drones.
 
ndoogoo said:
Its scary to even think of a country were all its citizens were force to have a lobotomy.

The dawn of the second age of mankind.

No crime.
No sponging off the state.
Cheap labour.
No welfare required (if the human is defective terminate it).
No pensions needed (if the human is no longer productive; terminate and replace).

The powerful, elite and intellectuals control the world while the other 99% of human race are mindless sex, service and worker drones.
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Errr.. Yeah.
 
ndoogoo said:
Its scary to even think of a country were all its citizens were force to have a lobotomy.

The dawn of the second age of mankind.

No crime.
No sponging off the state.
Cheap labour.
No welfare required (if the human is defective terminate it).
No pensions needed (if the human is no longer productive; terminate and replace).

The powerful, elite and intellectuals control the world while the other 99% of human race are mindless sex, service and worker drones.
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sounds like a perfect world to me :D
 
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