Grim Reaper License "Blue Screen of Death" from MS

[London Geezer]

[...] Now, with BSOD-enabled deaths, there will be a clear message that someone has passed away.


"There were literally dozens of ways to die, and from each of our basic frameworks, we'd have to customize just the right mix of temperature, otherworldliness, and lighting effects. It's a labor intensive process," said Mr. Reaper. "Standardizing on Microsoft Windows BSOD technology will allow us to provide uniform, high-quality death experiences." [...]

Mr. Reaper's Hell-based company will give Microsoft access to 20 percent of the souls whose corporeal existence was terminated using Microsoft technology. On their release from purgatory, it is expected that these souls will be put to work patching security holes in Microsoft's Windows operating system.

 

[London Geezer]

Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool
Removes Internet Explorer

Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics of the software detected Internet Explorer as spyware, and removed the program from their systems

 

[Guden Oden]

BWAHHAHHAH! That was Teh Funney!

Trust microsoft to come up with the most magnificient of bugs such as this one...

 

[London Geezer]

"It shows how powerful our AntiSpyware program is," said Weatherbee. "Not only is it able to remove spyware from the system, but also the source of most spyware. Our competitors can't match that."

 

[digitalwanderer]

Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool
Removes Internet Explorer

Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics of the software detected Internet Explorer as spyware, and removed the program from their systems

I'm of half a mind to post that as an actual news item and front page it...

 

[London Geezer]

Microsoft's AntiSpyware Tool
Removes Internet Explorer

Many Microsoft Windows users who downloaded the recently released AntiSpyware program from Microsoft, or had it installed through an automatic Windows update, woke up to a surprise. Unintentionally, the heuristics of the software detected Internet Explorer as spyware, and removed the program from their systems

I'm of half a mind to post that as an actual news item and front page it...

That's such and amazing website. bookmarked it straight away!!

 

[nelg]

Did you see this one?
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2005/04/top_11_rejected_pope_names.html

3. Pope Doggy Dog

 

[_xxx_]

8. Pope xXx

Hehe...

 

[London Geezer]

2. Pope John Paul George and Ringo