AlQaeda plans to drop Gay Bomb on US to incite civil war

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AL QAEDA PLANS TO DROP GAY BOMBS
Men within 30 miles of the blast will instantly turn queer!

By Nick Jefferies

EXTREMIST Muslim scientists are developing a bomb that turns anyone within a 30-mile radius of its blast into a homosexual, say U.S. Intelligence insiders.

It's all a part of the Al Qaeda master plan to pull our country apart and kill the patriotism that makes us strong. "

They believe that making more Americans gay will start civil war between gays and ultraconservatives," says one highly placed intelligence officer. "They also figure it will lead to a decrease in the U.S. population."

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http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/conspiracies/61525

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Natoma said:
* Natoma begs for ground zero to be Marcus Schankenberg's house

:D
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LOL! Btw, that would be "Schenkenberg" by the way. ;) However, I would not touch anyone who's been intimate with Pamela Anderson with a ten-foot pole. Eew, she's like, diseased... Yuck. :)
 
Guden Oden said:
Natoma said:
* Natoma begs for ground zero to be Marcus Schankenberg's house

:D
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LOL! Btw, that would be "Schenkenberg" by the way. ;) However, I would not touch anyone who's been intimate with Pamela Anderson with a ten-foot pole. Eew, she's like, diseased... Yuck. :)
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Bah! I was watching Stargate SG1 repeats while typing that post. Must have had Michael Shanks on my mind. ;)

And screw who he's had sex with. Gimme dat VD any day Marcus!!! I'm yours!!!! :D
 
Natoma said:
And screw who he's had sex with. Gimme dat VD any day Marcus!!! I'm yours!!!! :D
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LOLFL! If only it was a VD, those are mostly treatable... No, the classy dame carries hepatitis, so all you need is a new liver and you'll be...well, almost fine, as it's incurable. :D
 
Natoma said:
FUDie said:
I'd prefer a nude bomb...
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Not if you lived in a place like Dade County! :oops:
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Well you could always move some place where there are some attractive people. But I was thinking that all your favorite people would now be nude... movie stars, musicians, politicians, etc.

It'd also make it harder^H^H^H^H^H^Hmore difficult to conceal a weapon! Or not... :D

-FUDie
 
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Wow, that guy has the most uncanny resemblance to me. I wonder if we were separated at birth or something.
 
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