Umm, names...
How about just 3dfx. I mean, NVidia owns that trademark now. And why not be reverent to a 3D industry pioneer?
Hmm, I am not funny today, but who cares...
How about:
NVideon 9700
.13Force
Doom 3 Accelerator 1.0
L3D Zeppelin
Also, know how ATI likes to put mean...