They're definately different countries when the Vikings and Packers are playing.
I'm originally from Minnesota, but I currently live in a monster closet. The rent is cheap, but none of the lights work and I had to clean up after the previous tenants which was a nasty business. Other then the pale blue gleam of my crt, it's really dark in here. There isn't much space, but fortunately my monster closet came equipped with a monster closet of its own. But, sometimes, at night, I worry that I hear strange noises and voices coming from the closet-- the monster closet within the monster closet, that is, not the monster closet proper.