What would be the perfect job for you?

[_xxx_]

In addition to the "I hate my job" topic.

I'd like to be a pr0nstar!

 

[hey69]

since my hoby is buyin and selling stuff, i would like to be a profesional businesman, buying real estate, houses , selling warez, goods i dunno
(since the hype is slowing down, i don't earn enough on every psp sold nowadays..)

i just need a starting amount of money lets say 5 million euro.

i leave the porn and star side of things when i get back from work

 

[_xxx_]

You LEAVE them when you get back from work? So you are one?

 

[hey69]

well i can PLAY pornstar before and after work

my wife should know what kind of crap i post over here. hehe

 

[Alejux]

Playboy millionaire.

 

[Sage]

CEO of an ibank

or at least a managing director... hey, waiddaminute... I am going to be one!

 

[The549]

Drummer and manager of a successful rock band. I'm getting there...

 

[{Sniping}Waste]

Computer hardware tester or game software tester. You get paied to have fun and get what your testing for FREE.

 

[digitalwanderer]

I'd like to find some job that pays me to write online...

 

[MuFu]

A blowjob would be nice.

 

[Moloch]

Use my computer all day and get paid to do so.

 

[zurich]

I'd love to be a really good, successful lawyer. Sure it sucks in the beginning, but oh the money and influence...

 

[Alejux]

Well...when I become a playboy millionaire I'll give you all your little jobs (except for the blowjob guy).

 

[ANova]

I'd love to be a really good, successful lawyer. Sure it sucks in the beginning, but oh the money and influence...

Oh...god..no.

 

[Sage]

Well...when I become a playboy millionaire I'll give you all your little jobs (except for the blowjob guy).

you had better be a multi-billionaire to give me mine. an ibanker with 10 years experience can expect to command a salary of $1M+

 

[XxStratoMasterXx]

Level designer at Epic Games. I'd do almost anything to get a job there.

EDIT: I also wouldn't mind being a successful guitarist, but apparently the industry isn't about talent...it's about who is the "hottest" guy or something...that's why i've given up hopes on doing that in my life.

 

[hey69]

Use my computer all day and get paid to do so.

i have already that job you think I post from home over here

 

[McFly]

Steve Jobs. 8)

My head is full of software ideas, having such a talented team like Steve at Apple has would be amazing. Now I need to do all myself and it takes years and I will never be able to just realise 1% of them.

For example this one: http://www.not-a-blog.com/phpMyDesktop/minigame/

It's currently a v1 pre beta release and I already have enough ideas for v2, v3 and even v4. Not to mention that's only one of my current projects.

Hey, I would even change my name to Steve Jr.

Fredi

 

[Moloch]

Steve Jobs. 8)

My head is full of software ideas, having such a talented team like Steve at Apple has would be amazing. Now I need to do all myself and it takes years and I will never be able to just realise 1% of them.

For example this one: http://www.not-a-blog.com/phpMyDesktop/minigame/

It's currently a v1 pre beta release and I already have enough ideas for v2, v3 and even v4. Not to mention that's only one of my current projects.

Hey, I would even change my name to Steve Jr.

Fredi

I take it you enjoy lying alot about your products performance in comparison to others?
Only good thing apple has is the OS, the hardware sucks.

 

[Moloch]

Use my computer all day and get paid to do so.

i have already that job you think I post from home over here

What do you do?