As the thread title says, in this thread you can let your imagination run wild, in a way this thread is inspired by the "PS4 memory subsystem hampered?"-thread (or something to that extend). There should be a few rules. But the main goal is, to create or collect the most amazing console conspiracies.
I will start off the thread with one that I just came up with now.
"MS found out that the super high latency GDDR5 severely crippled the Xbox3-prototypes. Not to mention that it produced hardware failures because of the excessive heat. And the price would have bankrupted MS.
At the meantime: they found out that you can just add up bandwidth numbers and that majority of the gaming press and public would believe it. So they went with a proven and reliable option: the ultra-low latency memory technology that is DDR3.
The ESRAM, was just the icing on the cake."
You see it is still a little bit grounded in reality and it even uses real world FUD so this one should be good. here is another attempt:
"MS built a supercomputer cluster for NASA: to track billions of meteorites, in realtime. But seeing as NASA couldn't afford the super amazing cluster, they decided just to use it as cloud technology to a console.
Now they are simulating a human brain that will be trained as a racedriver"
that one was less grounded in reality, but extra absurd in a (probably lame) attempt at humour.
Let's see what you guys can come up with!!!
I will start off the thread with one that I just came up with now.
"MS found out that the super high latency GDDR5 severely crippled the Xbox3-prototypes. Not to mention that it produced hardware failures because of the excessive heat. And the price would have bankrupted MS.
At the meantime: they found out that you can just add up bandwidth numbers and that majority of the gaming press and public would believe it. So they went with a proven and reliable option: the ultra-low latency memory technology that is DDR3.
The ESRAM, was just the icing on the cake."
You see it is still a little bit grounded in reality and it even uses real world FUD so this one should be good. here is another attempt:
"MS built a supercomputer cluster for NASA: to track billions of meteorites, in realtime. But seeing as NASA couldn't afford the super amazing cluster, they decided just to use it as cloud technology to a console.
Now they are simulating a human brain that will be trained as a racedriver"
that one was less grounded in reality, but extra absurd in a (probably lame) attempt at humour.
Let's see what you guys can come up with!!!