They DO read B3D!! Fear!

True, there is the masonic symbol on the bills, but at least I don't get the impression that the federal mint is pleasuring itself while watching me on the crapper.

If there was any reason why people dislike the idea of a shadowy government organization surreptitiously watching anything and everything they do, it's that nobody wants to think they've been made the unwitting porn star of someone from the federal peeping tom department's informational wankoff.

Now you people may think me perverted for thinking this, but honestly, what do you think the orbiting perv eye is looking at, anyway?

 

I also receive those types of emails even though I never signed up for them and I'm registered as an Independent.