Since the other thread had a BS summary..
God that movie sucked ass. For me, the first was ok.. the second was awesome, but this one was just terrible. Anyways, on to my gripes:
* big time spoilers, you've been warned!*
- I enjoyed the Matrix for its physics-bending special FX and sense of style.. not to sit through dirty bald people in ripped sweaters in 'The Real World' shoot sentinels for 80% of the movie.
- The Neo and Trinity thing was so bland and emotionless, I was actually pretty glad she finally died. I think she beat out Fellowship of the Ring for 'Longest, Most Drawn Out Death Scene Ever'.
- Agent Smith somehow took over the entire Matrix and became a huge threat the the machines themselves, but other than overwriting the Oracle, we never really saw what that threat was.. (reboot the Matrix anyone? C'mon)
- The final fight with Agent Smith was so incredibly lame.. flying around and other such Dragon Ball Z type stuff, I was waiting for Neo to go all peroxide-Super-Saya-jin. What was with that mood swing with Smith at the end either? Strange and out of character.
- Did I mention the incredibly boring 'Real World' scenes? Never liked the art direction for the Sentinels, Zion people, hovercrafts, etc.. this was pretty overkill.
- They actually gave Mr. Kung Fu Oracle Bodyguard guy a part, which was annoying.. and that 'gun scene' in the Matrix with the people running on the ceiling was really, really, really bad. I mean, the actors were literally STANDING infront of each other shooting, it was brutal.
- The allegory bof the Palestine and Israel conflict was so heavy handed I wanted to vomit.
edit: oh, and the Twins weren't in it. They were some of the more memorable characters from Reloaded...
Blah, just so much of the movie didn't sit right with me, at all.
Overall it felt like when they shot the uber-movie, the Matrix scenes became Reloaded, and the 'Real World' scenes became Revolutions. On top of that, the editing was horrible and the film felt very cut up. Good example of this is the epic 'Hammer to the rescue with the EMP' bit. 5 seconds of the Hammer breaking through, 1 second of the EMP going off, 1 second of random Sentinels falling from the sky (though there were millions in the previous scene), and a half second of people cheering.. pretty bad.
Overall I'd rate The Matrix 7/10, Reloaded 9/10, and this about a 3.5-4/10.
God that movie sucked ass. For me, the first was ok.. the second was awesome, but this one was just terrible. Anyways, on to my gripes:
* big time spoilers, you've been warned!*
- I enjoyed the Matrix for its physics-bending special FX and sense of style.. not to sit through dirty bald people in ripped sweaters in 'The Real World' shoot sentinels for 80% of the movie.
- The Neo and Trinity thing was so bland and emotionless, I was actually pretty glad she finally died. I think she beat out Fellowship of the Ring for 'Longest, Most Drawn Out Death Scene Ever'.
- Agent Smith somehow took over the entire Matrix and became a huge threat the the machines themselves, but other than overwriting the Oracle, we never really saw what that threat was.. (reboot the Matrix anyone? C'mon)
- The final fight with Agent Smith was so incredibly lame.. flying around and other such Dragon Ball Z type stuff, I was waiting for Neo to go all peroxide-Super-Saya-jin. What was with that mood swing with Smith at the end either? Strange and out of character.
- Did I mention the incredibly boring 'Real World' scenes? Never liked the art direction for the Sentinels, Zion people, hovercrafts, etc.. this was pretty overkill.
- They actually gave Mr. Kung Fu Oracle Bodyguard guy a part, which was annoying.. and that 'gun scene' in the Matrix with the people running on the ceiling was really, really, really bad. I mean, the actors were literally STANDING infront of each other shooting, it was brutal.
- The allegory bof the Palestine and Israel conflict was so heavy handed I wanted to vomit.
edit: oh, and the Twins weren't in it. They were some of the more memorable characters from Reloaded...
Blah, just so much of the movie didn't sit right with me, at all.
Overall it felt like when they shot the uber-movie, the Matrix scenes became Reloaded, and the 'Real World' scenes became Revolutions. On top of that, the editing was horrible and the film felt very cut up. Good example of this is the epic 'Hammer to the rescue with the EMP' bit. 5 seconds of the Hammer breaking through, 1 second of the EMP going off, 1 second of random Sentinels falling from the sky (though there were millions in the previous scene), and a half second of people cheering.. pretty bad.
Overall I'd rate The Matrix 7/10, Reloaded 9/10, and this about a 3.5-4/10.