Santa. MI5\CIA\FSB...?

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  1. BoardBonobo

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    Which government does Santa actually work for?

    In this day and age of increasing paranoia and continual strides towards Police states it strikes me that Sana Claus aka Father Christmas is the original Big Brother.

    He always knows where you are, where you've been, whether you've been good or bad. This guy, or shadowy organisation?, must have a surveillance system of unparalleled sophistication.

    No locks can confound him, no walls bound him, and nowhere is out of his reach.

    Just who's side is he on? :shock:
     
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    he wears red
     
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    Santa lives in Finland.
     
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    what a crock. he lives at the north pole you idiot.


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    shoot, I just realized his home is in danger owing to global warming and the melting of the polar caps. he's going to need a submarine.
     
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    Seen lot's of reindeers in North Pole?

    There's some info for you ignorant people

    http://www.santaclaus.fi/?deptid=8662

    edit: But hey I quess Northern Finland is close enough to North Pole, for Americans "around there attitude" :wink: :)
     
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    Note the ".fi" domain name? Clearly Finnish propaganda. All the reindeer in Finland are ground-based. The flying ones are at the north pole.
     
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    Santa is a fake. Sinterklaas is the real one and he lives in Spain.

    [​IMG]
     
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    They may come from the north pole but their breeding ground is liverpool
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    Looks like the British Santas of the female variety have beards. Curious.
     
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    Hmm, you've listed two security services and one intelligence service. Now I know it's not a sly dig at US imperialism so what does it mean? This Santa dude has clearly taken his operation global.

    But it's clear, based on your description that Santa works for a consortium. I'd hazard a guess at:

    Reuters
    Google
    Coke
     
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    Yes, Saint Nicholas is definitely the only real one, and Santa Claus is a bastardization of Sinterklaas.
     
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    None of them exists. Pffft, kids...
     
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    Yeah, and neither do aliens, right?
     
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    That I don't know, but I haven't met any so far. How about you?
     
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    It isn't just the Santas...
     
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