http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/funny_old_game/3957519.stm
Socrates is a great guy. Congratulations to the new team
In one of the most unlikely moves in recent times Brazilian legends Socrates and Careca have agreed a deal with Yorkshire non-League team Garforth Town.
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Socrates - not surprisingly - has a reputation as a deep thinker with strong views not only on football but society in general.
Quite what he will make of Garforth - a former pit village in the heartland of West Yorkshire - remains to be seen.
A doctor by profession, his new team-mates will include a gardener and an electrician.
Socrates is a great guy. Congratulations to the new team