R420 might only support pixel shader 2.0

pornolize.com just f*cks up nvidia style-sheets, making the site unreadable

 

R300. Doesn't seem that long ago, wow.

 

You know the drill about cats and curiousity don't you? I tried to do my own little "research" on upcoming products and here are the results:



*snicker*

 

Don't talk about ATi's new 'UltraWobble' technology like that!!

 

well since we are in derail mode. How bout these

http://websmurfer.devnull.net/

http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/

http://www.psyclops.com/wubbler/

my favorite the t'inator is no longer around but it was one of the best i have seen.

here is an example of what it does though

http://www.geocities.com/hardskillz/fool.html

Last but not least not in the same type but loaded with much funnyness is

crackmonkey.org

 

Norwegians are inoffensive? Thanks

I'd thought we'd sullied our reputation by adding Quisling to the dictionary, and being one of the few countries in the world which is governed by a priest...

Hmm.. That must be the equivalent of Matrox' RSN (Render Subject Nude) only for websites...

 

That long ? It's been more than 1 1/2 years that the Radeon 9700 Pro exists !

 

Hm. Aren't you supposed to be Italian???

 

Hmmmm......guess Bester's mindwipe changed him from Italian to Norwegian.........

 

<sillyness mode> Anyone have the ultra rare 2-by-2 (2x2) chip config version of this card? </sillyness mode>

 

Exxxccellleennttt, we've got Hitler and Quisling worked into the thread, now if only someone could weasle in Stalin or the Khymer Rouge..... . And then somehow tie in an NV / Boys frrom Brazil kind of theory involving all of histories most evil villians, then, then....
then the past year would all make sense.

Priest schmiest, -Canada's last Prime Minister wasn't fluent in either of the two official languages. And then there's Bush...

Caps

 

no, he really is Italian and knows it. He's just been drinking again and likes to screw around and say stupid crap like that just to confuse people when he's drunk.

 

Yes but what about norwegian flowerpots? *runs*

 

ATI might be in trouble, I think someone else already owns the patent

 

Hrm, I thought that was the nuclear-powered version of the card? It shouldn't need that external power connector, should it?

 

The external brick IS the nuclear reactor. It's got to be mounted externally or the radiation would damage the CPU. It's supposed to go under your chair.

 

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANYWAY...

 

Do they give you a lead-laced seat cushion? Or is that extra?

 

That's just where I was told to put it-- oh yeah I heard them muttering something about "stopping him from breeding." I think that's what they said, anyway.