Poor Poor Pitiful nVidia.....

[martrox]

Poor Poor Pitiful Me
Adapted from the song by Warren Zevon


Extremetech wrote an article
Said there were driver irregularities
Beyond3D said they found them too
Poor, poor pitiful me

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Futuremark won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me


We tried to make ourselves look good
With just some driver changes
They really worked us over good
Say we acted like Jesse James
They really worked us over good
They blamed it on our 44.30 FXDetonator
They put us through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender


Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Futuremark won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me


We got Kyle Bennett at HardOCP
To back us up no matter what
We also got the Elite Bastards
Guess it doesn’t matter what we do
It looks like the joke is on us

Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Futuremark won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me

 

[digitalwanderer]

We got Kyle Bennett at HardOCP
To back us up no matter what
We also got the Elite Bastards

No one, and I mean NO ONE, has got the EliteBastards!

That was just a brainfart that Quinn had publically, ignore it.

 

[K.I.L.E.R]

Hey yo...
When I step up in the bar, every NVIDIOT hit the 'king floor,
Lucky 'kers make it to the door,
Cause when I spit on mic’s I spit raw,
Which cause confusion from the drivers to the cheat floor,
I keep the club on the vex,
Cause he gotta pay me when I spit, plus replace alot of code,
NVIDIA get a whiling,
When my words echo’s the room like, Get your hand out my pants,
You suck Ati when my drivers rockin,
I’m banned from 3dmark‘cause my toxic will to cheat,
Loud speaker like a 'king PR announcer,
I spit the baa-haa till you rush the optimisations,
I rush the 'ker in your way who’s coding,
You know old NVIDIA get their yak’s pronouncin...