OMG Derek Smart is famous

And did you thank me? Or did you already know about Mr. Smart? :p
 
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Ok, someone is going to have to explain the Coca-Cola 'situation'. The real story. How did Derek Smart become associated with (not) destroying Coke vending machines?
 
Q. What is it like to be flamed by Derek Smart?
A. It makes you feel warm and fuzzy from the inside. The good thing
about DS is that he is generally quite predictable. Typically, DS
will call you, a detractor recruit, by generic terms such as "idiot"
or "moron". If you survived the initial trial by fire, he will
start to get more personal with you by calling you names like
"sh*thead" or "motherf__ker"....

Q. Wait, this is supposed to be _fun_?
A. It's all part of the game, really. As far as DS is concerned, if
you don't like THE GAME, then you are an IDIOT. It's that simple.
Nobody here should take anything DS said seriously anyway. Remember,
"it is not _what_ you says, but _how_ you say it". As long as you
don't take it personally, DS can be a very funny guy. Just think
of him as that Wiley Coyote character in Road Runner cartoons, then
you can sit back, smile, and watch Mr. Super Genius blows himself up
again and again.
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