KFC enters console wars with finger lickin' KFConsole

Did anyone tell KFC the ps3 George Foreman grill photoshop was a joke? I expect now Pepsi will come out with their own drinks cooler/ console combo with Pepsiman as the mascot.

 

you just cost me 10000 euro on hypnosis therapy which I took to unsee this video D:



the console looks cool.

I can see why they went with intel

 

That's the genius of Pepsiman. Family friendly mascot and horror film villain all in one. Actually I think that same applies to Fast Food mascots, Ronald McDonald, The King, Colonel Sanders etc.

 

lmao'ed when i see the monolith

 

I really hope this is a joke...

 

F-word. Blue's News had a piece up on it and it included a link to CoolerMaster's website with more deets.

 

Sorry for double posting, my brain has been a bit scattered and I really didn't think this could be real.

 

This wasn't a joke.

 

There was a supercomputer called Tsubame-KFC because most of its electronics were immersed in a special oil for better cooling. It was at the top of the "Green500" list for the most power efficient supercomputers in 2013.

 

Thank god I'm not an early adopter. Now I can weight this in along with Series X and PS5 as my purchasing options, although, I don't know how much choosing is left too do now that only one of the machines has hardware accelerated fried chicken support.

 

I see a fatal flaw with this machine. You actually have to get up from the couch/settee to grab your fried chicken. That's gonna be a deal-breaker for the target market.

 

That's what children are for. Have them get it for you.

Regards,
SB

 

The likelihood of KFConsole owners having kids is pretty slim. As is the chance of them living past 35.

 

You mean Idiocracy was wrong?

 

Grim. It won't be easy to clean that chicken chamber, which means it won't be long until it smells like the seeping arsehole of a dying, elderly yak in a swamp, at high noon in the autumn, during the height of an Indian summer.

 

Did you really think the average PC gamers' room smelled like Henry Cavill tough?

 

I wouldn’t let my son touch my food with a ten foot pole. After 13 years of seeing his hygiene practices (fingers in nose and just about everywhere else), I would be crazy to let him handle my toasty thighs and legs with its 13 herbs and spices right out my console.

LOL.

I wouldn’t buy a KFConsole. I’m holding out until someone releases a refrigerated keg based model.