STANDARD USENET BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (version 9.5) [modified] ----
Written by: John Henry
(check all boxes that apply)
Dear:
[X] Clueless Newbie
[X] Troller
[ ] "Me too"-er
[ ] Inconsiderate poster
[ ] Spammer
[X] Dumbass
[ ] Racist
[ ] Expert on everything (EOE)
[ ] Flamethrower
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[X] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] You started a thread that has been discussed here continuously
for the last year and a half
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[X] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[X] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[X] You said "X rules, Y sucks" and gave no support for your lame
statement
[ ] You said "me too" to something and added NOTHING to the
discussion
[X] You make no sense
[ ] You posted the same text multiple times
[ ] You made a post yet failed to say anything
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad
[ ] You posted "upside down" by just adding your comments to the
top of the previous post
[ ] You seem to dumb to learn to trim your posts
[ ] You posted SCREAMING in RANDOM CAPS (OR IN ALL
CAPS) for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You posted a 1 line reply with PAGES of unnecessary quoted text
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed anyway
[ ] You gave bad or dangerous advice
To Repent, You Must:
[X] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're
doing
[X] READ every post in this group for two weeks so you can get an
idea about what is discussed here
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[ ] Give up your WebTV account
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor (monitor must be
plugged in)
[X] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Learn to format your posts properly so we can read them
[ ] Nothing, we'll let you go this time
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[X] Get a clue
[X] Get a life
[X] Go away
[X] Grow up
[X] Never post again
[X] You need to seek psychiatric help
[X] Like a neutered dog, you just don't get it
[X] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[X] Go back to school and actually learn something
[X] Learn how to post or get off the Internet
[X] Don't take offence at this, I just like to use this form
[X] All of the above
