I hope this was a joke

[Darkon]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/3/7/5/3755e57592fe2d2da5448e3f017daa3a.jpg

"Should I give her another N64 game?"

Man if this is for real , I feel sorry for the kid , he lost two N64 games but didn't lose his virginity

 

[The_Wolf_Who_Cried_Boy]

If only I had a dollar for each time someone posted on a forum how he'd burned a girls cooter with microwaved butter and tried to bribe her silence with an N64 game...

As a side note, would you be Darrkon from the Atomic forums by any chance (a place from wence I was banned many years ago now...)

 

[Blade]

It's pretty clearly a joke. You can tell in the presentation, the typing style, the story.

Let's not even talk about how he deliberately amplified the hilarity by making one of the games Ken Griffey Baseball.