How Santa can go into houses uninvited when all people have digital locks?

[orangpelupa]

I just watched an awful film titled Krampus and this comes to mind :

How Santa can go into houses uninvited when all people have digital locks?


Googling, I only found explanations about Santa comes into houses with no chimney by using universal key. Basically, Santa is a master locksmith.

So in the future, Santa will become a master hacker? So it can enter houses with digital locks uninvited.

 

[AlNom]

Santa will just gift digital hats.

 

[BRiT]

Santa will just gift digital hats.

Gaben is Santa?

 

[Malo]

Gaben is Santa?

Well duh. Where have you been since 2002?

 

[orangpelupa]

The silhouette is uncanny

 

[AlNom]

Santa's Workshop is powered by steam afterall.

 

[milk]

define all people

 

[Silent_Buddha]

define all people

All people = All people with digital locks. Not all all people. Duh!

Regards,
SB

 

[Bludd]

What kind of weirdos put (digital) locks on their chimneys?

 

[orangpelupa]

What kind of weirdos put (digital) locks on their chimneys?

Those that doesn't have chimney doesn't need locks on chimney

 

[zed]

say 2 billion homes on the world
2000000000/(60*60*24*2)=11574 houses per second
bugger the locks how does he manage 11 thousand homes a second

 

[milk]

say 2 billion homes on the world
2000000000/(60*60*24*2)=11574 houses per second
bugger the locks how does he manage 11 thousand homes a second

Are all poor 3rd world families included in your numbers? Cause santa sure doesn't bother visiting them. Also discount those pesky jewish and muslims. They get no presents from good ol' santa.

 

[orangpelupa]

say 2 billion homes on the world
2000000000/(60*60*24*2)=11574 houses per second
bugger the locks how does he manage 11 thousand homes a second

Duh! That's why Santa have slave elves!

Btw I heard nowadays Santa often cries is a corner.

He mumble something like
"...my toys..." "nobody like my toys anymore"

"curse this one box! Curse you Pee Ice!"

"damn you quarter eaten apple!"

 

[Pixel]

Santa co opts your parents. He financially supports your parents employers so they give bonuses and does so through shell companies to further his cause, much like he financially supported the contras in southamerica in the 80s.

 

[Bludd]

Those that doesn't have chimney doesn't need locks on chimney

Then Santa can't visit you, so there.

 

[Bludd]

say 2 billion homes on the world
2000000000/(60*60*24*2)=11574 houses per second
bugger the locks how does he manage 11 thousand homes a second

Don't think all those homes have chimneys, just sayin'.

 

[orangpelupa]

They should have made Santa have magic pocket on its stomach like Doraemon.

Then he got into houses by using "anywhere door".

 

[Bludd]

They should have made Santa have magic pocket on its stomach like Doraemon.

Then he got into houses by using "anywhere door".

Of course, you mean "anywhere chimney."

 

[eastmen]

Hmmm

Santa is Saint Nicholas. To be a Saint you have to have died and preformed multiple miracles in life.

So Santa can just go through walls all ghost style . Also since he is a ghost time has no meaning to him. So he can hit everyones house at the same time

 

[orangpelupa]

Hmmm

Santa is Saint Nicholas. To be a Saint you have to have died and preformed multiple miracles in life.

So Santa can just go through walls all ghost style . Also since he is a ghost time has no meaning to him. So he can hit everyones house at the same time

But the toys in his sack are not ghost toys.