I love how the instant I popped that up, it immediately froze on my computer ( I'm at my office.) I'm hoping the laughs behind me were directed to something else, and not the headline of that article.
How does a crime of that nature even happen? Either the man's junk is coated with something volatile by nature and all this was due to his wife smoking too close to him, or she sprayed him with an acetylene torch (both hilarious.)