Thanks for the heads up. Seems tricky to get all the right options in one convenient distribution.OpenMediaVault is the new kitchen sink toy, it seems, but still in early 0.4.x territory.
It's based so debian linux, so easier hardware and software support probably but no ZFS on it, just regular RAID.
[UPDATE] Hmm.. looks promising OpenMediaVault might do the trick for the WakeOnLan with the Proliant.
Yes it does have two PCIe slots, and though they are not that easy to access, I might have a scrounge around to borrow a card to see if it fixes the issue. I do seem to recall reading that some Linux distribs do work with the on-board chip which would be preferable.For the ethernet adapter, a simple cop out would be to use another one. I thought, there are no slots, they can't be seen from pictures of the computer open but.. there are slots, only visible from behind.
So, you could drop in a cheap Realetk. Then I made a google request to be sure about WoL, and oh dear..
http://forums.freenas.org/showthread.php?5807-WOL-Realtek-8111E
"Ports collection"? Hadn't come across that. Will have a search. As with a lot of things, it can probably be solved given enough time but sitting at a computer at home for extended periods tends to annoy the familyFreeNAS 9.x is "expected" in mid 2013, when it'll use FreeBSD 9.x, and I don't know about NAS4free. But you maybe will get better hardware support, someday
For Imagemagick, did you try the "ports collection", or plain building from source the manual way (that can be worth doing if it's just one piece of software, install it in /opt.)