First World Problems?

[Egmon83]

Hypothetical: A friend of mine has a pretty large penis. When wearing swimming trousers people often think I have an erection. The swimming trousers are sold without a disclaimer which should read: "only for small to medium sized men". Because they don't take into account large men; it's really irritating to have to check if a swimming trouser leaves enough room, without needing to wear two on top of each other or something. I often end up returning them.

Would you still call this a first world problem?

 

[milk]

So, you said A FRIEND of yours has a large penis, and then people think YOU have an erection... Is it because you got excited by his long dong?

 

[tongue_of_colicab]

Stop shopping in the kids section.

 

[Billy Idol]

Can someone explain?

 

[Grall]

Can someone explain?

Egmon has been haxed. I can think of nothing else.

Edit:
Drugs are a hella cocaine, Part II?

 

[BRiT]

I think the original post by Egmon was in response to how disgusted he is by the SDF behavior.

This was split off from the Sony Hates Us because of Download Limits thread. Many posted valid complaints about it being limited to 80mbit download speeds despite their 200mbit, 300mbit, 4oombit or 1Gigabit network speeds. Then some defensive posters said it was all a non-issue because "first world problem", as if that magically excuses the rather pathetic download limited speed.

The Sony Defense Force successfully did their job as all talk about the original issue had moved onto other completely off-topic discussions of other "first world problems".

 

[London Geezer]

Oh.

So this thread isn't really about large penises?

Disappointment.

 

[upnorthsox]

Oh.

So this thread isn't really about large penises?

Disappointment.

You'll have to go back to slumming in the Third World for your large penises.

 

[London Geezer]

The funny thing is that there is actually a huge site/forum called Large Penis Support Group and before I figured out that this thread is, sadly, just a metaphor for butthurt console girls, I was going to point the original porter there. I was also going to ask for pictures but that's all gone now.

 

[milk]

Large penis suport group? Man those must be some humongous penises to require an entire group to support it!

 

[London Geezer]

It's really just an excuse for free porn.

 

[Grall]

Isn't there enough of that on the internet already tho?

 

[London Geezer]

Enough Porn? I don't understand the question.

 

[Billy Idol]

Can someone explain?

 

[milk]

I think by enough porn (i know, alien concept) he means when you've successfully sanded off your penis into complete non-existence through masturbation. At least that's the only imaginable cenario where I could imagine a healthy internet user talking about "enough porn". Which reminds me I still have long ways to go. Ctrl+shift+N, be back in a second guys...

 

[orangpelupa]

so... the biggest first world problem are porn and genitalia O_O

 

[London Geezer]

We live in a very advanced civilised society.

 

[milk]

Which if you pay attention, you'll note both cancel each other out. All Egmon's friend needs is watch some more porn untill his analog stick gets sanded off into a more first worldly size standard. His swimthrouser problems will be over, and so will Egmon's lustfull etections caused by it.

 

[nutball]

Enough Porn? I don't understand the question.

You only have two eye-balls and there are only 24 hours in a day. There is an upper limit.

 

[London Geezer]

Depends on the framerate, no?