Do not miss this amazing once in a life time opportunity

[zed]

Saw this ad in the paper today + had to laugh
http://www.worldsfirsttruemotorbikehearse.net/
but what do I know theres prolly a market

youve also gotta love the domain name

 

[Squilliam]

If what they say about motorcyclists is true and they are truly only renting their time on this earth on a week to week basis then theres definately a market for this!

Btw you don't allow PMs you fiend. I was going to harrass you earlier this week but I couldn't.

 

[zed]

Sorry didnt even know I had that turned on, must be the default setting. Ive changed it now
Abuse away my fiend. Actually a few years ago I was chased down the streets in Tauranga by this guy, funny story
I was playing some of my songs on the street busking away, now in some of my songs I use references to the bible or god, anyways this jesus freak was listening + took offense. Now after about 1/2hour I decided to walk home, but he was following me talking the usual religious crap (you know the nutters the ones that are impossible to have a sensible conversation with), so I decided Ild had a enuf + was gonna outrun him.
I told him that + his response (I still remember to this day) "You cant outrun me, Ive got the power of jesus in my legs"
So I took off (must of been a sight) me in my winklepicker shoes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winklepicker
not made for running, and guitar in hand with this kid running behind me.
Since Im faster than 99% of ppl (due to me being a jogger) He'ld given up after about 30secs.

I guess we can chalk that up as

the power of jesus 0 - zed 1

 

[Tahir2]

Nice shoes zed.

I thought zed was dead?

 

[Squilliam]

Sorry didnt even know I had that turned on, must be the default setting. Ive changed it now
Abuse away my fiend. Actually a few years ago I was chased down the streets in Tauranga by this guy, funny story
I was playing some of my songs on the street busking away, now in some of my songs I use references to the bible or god, anyways this jesus freak was listening + took offense. Now after about 1/2hour I decided to walk home, but he was following me talking the usual religious crap (you know the nutters the ones that are impossible to have a sensible conversation with), so I decided Ild had a enuf + was gonna outrun him.
I told him that + his response (I still remember to this day) "You cant outrun me, Ive got the power of jesus in my legs"
So I took off (must of been a sight) me in my winklepicker shoes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winklepicker
not made for running, and guitar in hand with this kid running behind me.
Since Im faster than 99% of ppl (due to me being a jogger) He'ld given up after about 30secs.

I guess we can chalk that up as

the power of jesus 0 - zed 1

So what were you doing busking?! Aren't you some kind of financial guru? Aren't you infact one of the few multi-millionaire members we have here? Aren't you the one who invented those funny plastic sunglasses that were popular in the 70s that look like grills?

 

[Freak'n Big Panda]

Sorry didnt even know I had that turned on, must be the default setting. Ive changed it now
Abuse away my fiend. Actually a few years ago I was chased down the streets in Tauranga by this guy, funny story
I was playing some of my songs on the street busking away, now in some of my songs I use references to the bible or god, anyways this jesus freak was listening + took offense. Now after about 1/2hour I decided to walk home, but he was following me talking the usual religious crap (you know the nutters the ones that are impossible to have a sensible conversation with), so I decided Ild had a enuf + was gonna outrun him.
I told him that + his response (I still remember to this day) "You cant outrun me, Ive got the power of jesus in my legs"
So I took off (must of been a sight) me in my winklepicker shoes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winklepicker
not made for running, and guitar in hand with this kid running behind me.
Since Im faster than 99% of ppl (due to me being a jogger) He'ld given up after about 30secs.

I guess we can chalk that up as

the power of jesus 0 - zed 1

Haha awesome story thanks for sharing!