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Semen on Geforce 6 6800 Ultra!

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Hi,

Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.

Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?

Now THAT is funny.

Can't say similar things haven't happened to me, though not with video cards...
 
What curiouses me reading that first post is, did the person just stick the videocard right back into the PC after cumming on it? :oops: I'm almost 100% sure that semen is an electrolyte, so that would of course have shorted out the card rather promptly...

If I was that dude, I'd give it a good wash and dry NOW, and then RMA it claiming it just plain died. :LOL:

...What an idiot... :LOL:
 
Imagine the RMA guy:


*Mmm let's see.... mmm strange white stains there... I wonder what they are... Let me smell....*
 
london-boy said:
Imagine the RMA guy:


*Mmm let's see.... mmm strange white stains there... I wonder what the are... Let me smell....*

"Dear GOD!"

*Ace ventrua toothpaste like moment*
 
london-boy said:
Imagine the RMA guy:


*Mmm let's see.... mmm strange white stains there... I wonder what the are... Let me smell....*

Nah, it'll rather go like "Oh great, another one of those geek wankers"...
 
if you got turned on by a grafx card... then you clearly need sometime in real world
 
_xxx_ said:
BTW I don't think he watched any porn, it's maybe his new gfx card that made him so horny...

Well he wouldn't be able to see any porn if the card is on his desk and not in his PC so that makes sense... :LOL:
 
_xxx_ said:
hey69 said:
if you got turned on by a grafx card... then you clearly need sometime in real world

Well that's exactly what I meant.

well i didnt read what you said... but now i do...
and you too

erg,.. back to work , i have some HARDWARE to checkout on my desk :devilish:
 
This is definitive proof that Nvidia make sexier cards than ATI :)

PS. I'm almost certain the thread is a wind up.
 
Diplo said:
This is definitive proof that Nvidia make sexier cards than ATI :)

PS. I'm almost certain the thread is a wind up.

Well it's something that "could" happen you know... All depends on where it's pointing at the time of release... And if you're just not thinking about it it can get very messy... Cause u know, sometimes it kinda surprises you and goes WAY farther than expected.... :|
 
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